With five minutes left

And five more to add

At the Stadium of Light

Old Baconface was glad

His team were winning

By the one single goal

While back in Manchester

It seemed the same uh oh!

Losing 2-1

When a win was expected

Uniteds 20th title

All season protected

Down on the touchline

Mancini, arms to the sky

Kidd barking orders

(Platty eating pie!)

The balls out wide

Crossed in as planned

But dealt with by Kenny

And sometimes Ferdinand

Then in the ninety

Up jumps up young Edin

Who ties up the score

Thanks to a head in

Time ticking down

We still need one more

Uniteds game finished

They look to our score

They see we are drawing

And in stoppage time

They uncork the Champagne

And let flow the wine

But foolish United

It's not over yet

We've Sergio Aguero

Who coolly finds net

The Etihad erupts

Because City are top

United re cork their bottles

City pooped on their 'pop'!