injuries Stories - Bitter and Blue
Overheard Injury News on the Interwebs
Well, we all know that Jermaine Gresham has a torn meniscus thanks to Close to Jumping's schadenfreude, which is German for smooth buttfucking. Every time a sooner injures a joint overstressed and inundated with pharmaceutical grade muscle, it's fun to watch CTJ walk in with his size 18's, honk...
DJ Grant Out For Season
According to numerous sources. He'll get a medical redshirt and try to return in 2010 with Blaine Irby. Looks like the revolution will start later. What does this mean for our perpetually cursed TE position? Well, it's not good. Greg Smith represents an extra blocking surface. I see him written...
Irby won't play in 2009
Not a surprise, but tight end Blaine Irby will miss the 2009 season. "With a knee dislocation like Blaine sustained, damage can occur to ligaments, nerves and arteries," Texas’ team orthopedic surgeon Carey Windler said. "Blaine sustained significant ligament damage as well as a major nerve injury....
The Great Jump Rope Ambush
There was once a great battle won during a Golden Age long past. An Age when kids played Smear The Queer in front yards in full view of and with the sanction of adults; BB gun fights were routinely held on neighborhood streets in full daylight; children could disappear in the woods for hours...
Shipley gets sixth year
Texas receiver Jordan Shipley has been granted a sixth year of eligibility by the NCAA. This is big for Texas. He missed both the 2004 and 2005 seasons because of injuries.
Sucks to be (y)OU
Looks like Oklahoma will be without both Demarco Murray and Demarcus Granger for the BCS title game. That'll leave a Demark. I don't consider Murray much of a loss. It's like taking Reggie Bush away from the New Orleans Saints. He'll make a few big plays, but against anyone decent he tends to...
Orakpo's knee doesn't have ligament damage
Statesman reports that an MRI showed no ligament damage. Great news. "I can haz holding?"
OU might be missing talented defensive tackle tandem
According to Sooner Scoop. There's a chance starting Center John Cooper will be limited as well. Bodes well for Texas especially when you consider the Sooner scouting report from Barking's Jimmy The Greek.
Demarcus Granger might be back for Texas
Injured Sooner DT Demarcus Granger might begin practicing as early as Monday. "The reports to this point are positive," Bob Stoops said. Granger was injured when three Burlington Coat Factory security guards Washington offensive linemen triple teamed him a couple of weeks ago.
Buff lose yet another offensive lineman
This is getting redonkulous. Starting right tackle Ryan Miller suffered a broken lower left leg against Florida State and will miss the next 4-6 weeks. That's now two starting offensive linemen they've lost in a week. Think Texas will take advantage of their inexperienced offensive line?
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